that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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