This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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