Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You did what with his pubic hair?
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