i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
