I'm eating all of the evidence.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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