Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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