Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It was like getting head from an anaconda
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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