That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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