when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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