are you still at the devil's house?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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