Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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