that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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