Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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