have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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