Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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