well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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