I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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