Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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