Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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