so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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