you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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