For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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