first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
why is half of my head shaved?
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