I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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