Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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