the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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