i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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