went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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