Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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