Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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