how can u be prego again
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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