Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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