Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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