I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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