butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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