the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i out mim tonsoeep
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