How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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