I just made out with a guy for $7.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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