is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
