You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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