He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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