She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
