I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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