just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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