I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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