her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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