Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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