I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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