Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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