Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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