Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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