I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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