Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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