When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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